{"id":127784,"date":"2018-01-29T00:55:06","date_gmt":"2018-01-29T06:55:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/?p=127784"},"modified":"2022-08-31T02:03:08","modified_gmt":"2022-08-31T07:03:08","slug":"vomito-sobre-manzanas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/english\/vomito-sobre-manzanas\/","title":{"rendered":"Vomit\u00f3 sobre manzanas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c9ramos cinco sentados alrededor de la mesa, al rededor de las caguamas, de el vino tinto de tetrapack con Mundet de manzana y la manzanas en el frutero.<\/p>\n<p>Cada uno con porro en mano, cada uno forjo su propio veneno. Ofelia me pidi\u00f3 ayuda para aprender a forjar con boquilla. Ella y yo llegamos primero, el crericot de banqueta y la mota ya me ten\u00edan justo como quer\u00eda y acababa de abrir el otro tetrapack de vino California, Ofe se ve\u00eda bien. Llego despu\u00e9s una morra que yo invite Mari, y despu\u00e9s un compa de Ofe, luego mi dealer. Si, invite a mi dealer por que somos buenos amigos y me f\u00eda la coca por semana yo le digo Jos\u00e9 Jos\u00e9, por que ahora con sus pulmones casi muertos hablan igual. Estuvimos platicando de la inmortalidad, de lo tediosa que es la escuela, de lo marihuanos que son lo de filos, de lo marihuanos que somos nosotros, de lo mucho que me gusta Mari, de lo mucho que se gustan Ofe y su amigo, de lo micho que me gusta la coca de Jos\u00e9 Jos\u00e9, tambi\u00e9n de cual partido ganara la presidencia pensando en posibles conspiraciones de robo de elecciones y posible intervenci\u00f3n rusa o extraterrestre o ilum\u00ednati o de los masones:<\/p>\n<p>-We mi t\u00edo es mas\u00f3n.-dijo el vato que invito Ofe.<\/p>\n<p>-We justo los masones siempre han estado detr\u00e1s de muchas cosas que no tienen respuesta y que tienen que ver con ese tipo de pedos, topa que hasta Benito Ju\u00e1rez andaba con esos weyes.-respondi\u00f3 Ofe con tono de sabia.<\/p>\n<p>-No mames estas drogada, yo digo que lo que pasa es que el gobierno esta confabulado con iluminatis que pretenden quedarse con nuestros recursos y robarse nuestra tecnolog\u00eda.- reclame yo mientras me aspiraba una l\u00ednea de polvo y tocia.<\/p>\n<p>-Este pendejo jajajajajajajaja- respondi\u00f3 el pr\u00edncipe de la canci\u00f3n encendiendo un cigarro.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; No wey es menos complicado que eso, te explico con manzanas mira&#8230;. -dijo Mary<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; We \u00a1puto asco! alguien vomit\u00f3 en las manzanas.-dije yo mientras me limpiaba la boca y con la mirada buscaba r\u00e1pidamente papel para limpiar mi vomito.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; No te pases de verga vomit\u00f3 sobre las manzanas. -exclamo Jos\u00e9 Jos\u00e9 como cantando el triste.<\/p>\n<p>-\u00bfNo mames Diego a qu\u00e9 hora? -Dijo Mary fingiendo asombro y asco.<\/p>\n<p>-Todos lo vieron, el punto era que no lo notaran. Como sea ya b\u00e9same. &#8211; dije y uniendo la acci\u00f3n a la palabra me acerque a su boca y ella vomito en la m\u00eda y sin despegar nuestros labios nos mudamos de la mesa a la cama para desnudarnos. Nadie mas se movi\u00f3 de la mesa hasta que las bebidas se acabaron y no hubiera mas manzanas, recuerdo haberme quedado dormido cerca de sus pechos y cuando despert\u00e9 estaba solo, hab\u00eda estado solo siempre.<\/p>\n<p>Photographers: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/bryansheffield\/\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">SHEFFIELD<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c9ramos cinco sentados alrededor de la mesa, al rededor de las caguamas, de el vino tinto de tetrapack con Mundet de manzana y la manzanas en el frutero. Cada uno con porro en mano, cada uno forjo su propio veneno. Ofelia me pidi\u00f3 ayuda para aprender a forjar con boquilla. 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