{"id":127621,"date":"2018-01-22T20:26:30","date_gmt":"2018-01-23T02:26:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/?p=127621"},"modified":"2022-08-31T02:04:13","modified_gmt":"2022-08-31T07:04:13","slug":"inculto","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/english\/inculto\/","title":{"rendered":"Inculto"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hoy, en medio de la carcoma y el murmullo del mercado, la vi. Tan agraciada, tan pedestre, tan iluminada que su presteza era distinta a la del mundo, m\u00e1s parsimoniosa, m\u00e1s linda.<\/p>\n<p>Yo, un rancio vividor, en p\u00faber me cristianic\u00e9 y no supe que expresar, no supe qu\u00e9 hacer ante tal belleza, ante tan veraz hermosura.<\/p>\n<p>Era una simple mercadera de un puesto de verduras, sin embargo, una soberana se erig\u00eda ante mi esencia y genuflexiones merec\u00edas por mont\u00f3n. Y de la nada, con hombr\u00eda impuesta por el embrujo de su mirar, me aproxim\u00e9 hacia ella, y con galanter\u00eda sin igual, escudri\u00f1\u00e9 en mi c\u00famulo experencial las mejores oraciones que hab\u00eda escuchado o le\u00eddo y le dije:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSe\u00f1ora de los follajes, matrona de la perfecci\u00f3n, tus celestes quinqu\u00e9s miran el esp\u00edritu de los querubes y los embutes de fruici\u00f3n. Mujer de gran belleza, hechicera de los meollos, no desertes de mirar mis entresijos que mi h\u00e1lito buscar\u00e1 la vida en los tuyos\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ella, dobl\u00f3 levemente el cuello, me mir\u00f3 con un brillo distinto en sus ojos, empeque\u00f1eci\u00f3 un poco los p\u00e1rpados y expres\u00f3:<\/p>\n<p>\u201c\u00bfQu\u00e9 mierda me dijo, i\u00f1or?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Y de sopet\u00f3n descubr\u00ed cuan inculto soy.<\/p>\n<p>Photographers: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/132413901@N04\/\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Nadja Bozic<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hoy, en medio de la carcoma y el murmullo del mercado, la vi. Tan agraciada, tan pedestre, tan iluminada que su presteza era distinta a la del mundo, m\u00e1s parsimoniosa, m\u00e1s linda. Yo, un rancio vividor, en p\u00faber me cristianic\u00e9 y no supe que expresar, no supe qu\u00e9 hacer ante tal belleza, ante tan veraz [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1598,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"cybocfi_hide_featured_image":"","_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[17385],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-127621","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-writing"],"acf":[],"mb":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.7 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Inculto - ERRR MAGAZINE<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/english\/inculto\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Inculto - ERRR MAGAZINE\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Hoy, en medio de la carcoma y el murmullo del mercado, la vi. 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