{"id":127508,"date":"2018-03-17T00:36:19","date_gmt":"2018-03-17T06:36:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/?p=127508"},"modified":"2022-08-31T02:02:33","modified_gmt":"2022-08-31T07:02:33","slug":"la-nina-que-nunca-conoci","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/english\/la-nina-que-nunca-conoci\/","title":{"rendered":"La ni\u00f1a que nunca conoc\u00ed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No sab\u00eda d\u00f3nde estabas y quer\u00eda escribirte un telegrama. Llam\u00e9 a mi amiga Moni y me dijo que no fuera g\u00fcey, que te enviara un mensajito. Me sent\u00ed desarmado. Ten\u00eda raz\u00f3n, nada pod\u00eda ser tan simple. Me sent\u00e9 en la escalera de mi casa, no la de mis pap\u00e1s, y trat\u00e9 de darme cuenta de lo que quer\u00eda decirte. Me imagin\u00e9 tus tetas una y otra vez, tiernas y firmes al mismo tiempo, blancas y enjabonadas. Te tiraba shamp\u00fa y te frotaba despacio cuando ya empezaba a estrujarlas con m\u00e1s fuerza. Luego, lo de siempre. Los dedos en la raja, la lengua fren\u00e9tica en el capullo, los huevos en los labios de la raja, la verga hinchada adentro y el vaiv\u00e9n. A veces, tambi\u00e9n te mord\u00eda los muslos, era riquito. Del cuello, ni hablar. Te lo mord\u00eda y te enojabas: &#8220;Todos van a saber&#8221;, y me indignaba. &#8220;L\u00e1meme&#8221;, y entonces, te lam\u00eda. El mensajito te cuestionaba sobre nosotros, quiz\u00e1 por eso no sab\u00eda d\u00f3nde estabas:<\/p>\n<p>-\u00bfCrees que esto es puro sexo?<br \/>\n-\u00bfT\u00fa que crees? Me gustan mucho, tus \u201cnaranjas\u201d.<br \/>\n-\u00bfQue, qu\u00e9? Bueno, diles como quieras.<br \/>\n-Tus cascabeles bailan y suenas Coraz\u00f3n, el mundo es una fiesta, ag\u00e1rrate.<\/p>\n<p>Una cortina de teatro se cerraba. Estabas frente a m\u00ed. Dej\u00e1bamos los celulares y nos met\u00edamos a la tele. Nos iban a ver todos y lo mejor fue escaparnos. Al abrir la puerta otra vez ya est\u00e1bamos en la casa, nuestra casa. Nos quitamos los zapatos y nos subimos a la cama a matar mosquitos: &#8220;Mejor antes de acostarnos&#8221;, me aseguraste sin hablar. Pero prefer\u00ed bajarme y verte brincar, no eras la mujer que me cog\u00eda, eras la ni\u00f1a que nunca conoc\u00ed.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No sab\u00eda d\u00f3nde estabas y quer\u00eda escribirte un telegrama. Llam\u00e9 a mi amiga Moni y me dijo que no fuera g\u00fcey, que te enviara un mensajito. Me sent\u00ed desarmado. Ten\u00eda raz\u00f3n, nada pod\u00eda ser tan simple. 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