{"id":127495,"date":"2018-03-17T02:08:08","date_gmt":"2018-03-17T08:08:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/?p=127495"},"modified":"2022-08-31T02:02:10","modified_gmt":"2022-08-31T07:02:10","slug":"chupame-mejor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/english\/chupame-mejor\/","title":{"rendered":"Ch\u00fapame mejor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Recostados bocarriba, con su mano izquierda, mir\u00e1ndonos desde un plano a\u00e9reo, bombea mi miembro fl\u00e1cido. Cuak cuak, siempre los patos son dos l\u00edneas convergentes que vuelan sobre nosotros, una \u201cV\u201d en donde el que avanza en el v\u00e9rtice una vez que se cansa es reemplazado por otro, un vaso de whisky se termina y otro se llena.<\/p>\n<p>Me contaba sobre una serie de televisi\u00f3n que yo no conoc\u00eda. Me sudaba la frente, no quer\u00eda que supiera que no sab\u00eda de lo que hablaba. Claro -dec\u00eda yo- mientras gotas infinitas escurr\u00edan desde mi cabeza hacia la almohada. La garganta se me cerraba y preguntaba sobre mi pez.<\/p>\n<p>Estaba tan preocupado que el pez se me escapaba por una oreja hasta el piso. Se agitaba con fuerza y golpeaba la duela, yo rezaba por dentro que se callara.<\/p>\n<p>-Ch\u00fapame mejor, \u00e1ndale- me dijo.<\/p>\n<p>El pito se me pon\u00eda duro y me daba cuenta que se pon\u00eda contenta. Nervioso le ped\u00eda que me soltara. Le bes\u00e9 las tetas y lam\u00ed a mi leona, su melena era una llama en medio del pastizal.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Recostados bocarriba, con su mano izquierda, mir\u00e1ndonos desde un plano a\u00e9reo, bombea mi miembro fl\u00e1cido. 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