{"id":127359,"date":"2018-01-19T17:16:40","date_gmt":"2018-01-19T23:16:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/?p=127359"},"modified":"2022-08-31T02:04:43","modified_gmt":"2022-08-31T07:04:43","slug":"la-noche-mas-cursi-de-mi-vida","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/english\/la-noche-mas-cursi-de-mi-vida\/","title":{"rendered":"The cheesiest night of my life"},"content":{"rendered":"

A una bonita mu\u00f1equita de trapo.<\/em><\/p>\n

\u00abTe he estado pensando todo el d\u00eda\u00bb, dec\u00eda parte del mensaje. Mis ojos se abrieron, me asust\u00e9; probablemente sea la psic\u00f3pata de mi ex o alguien de Tinder quien no entendi\u00f3 lo pasajero del asunto. Ojal\u00e1 sea un mensaje errado, pens\u00e9. \u00abMejor piensa en c\u00f3mo tomar los medios de producci\u00f3n\u00bb, respond\u00ed. Jam\u00e1s imagin\u00e9 que ella me enviase un mensaje diciendo tal cosa, sonre\u00ed como est\u00fapido al descubrir el remitente y releer sus palabras. Por supuesto que no solamente manifest\u00e9 aquella premisa marxista y, aunque hubiese sido a\u00fan m\u00e1s gracioso, seguramente lo habr\u00eda entendido como indiferencia. Deben saber, a manera de contexto, que jam\u00e1s en la vida he intentado ser rom\u00e1ntico, a excepci\u00f3n de d\u00edas previos a un catorce de febrero en que mand\u00e9 a hacer un arreglo de flores realmente hermoso. Igual me mandaron a la chingada d\u00edas antes y el arreglo jam\u00e1s sali\u00f3 de la florer\u00eda. Fuera de eso, nada. Mi visi\u00f3n por la vida es tan cruda como la de Pessoa. No obstante, anoche fue la noche m\u00e1s cursi de mi vida. Anoche sal\u00ed con el remitente del mensaje.<\/p>\n

Era domingo, si mal no recuerdo, tard\u00e9 un par de minutos en buscar su perfil de facebook y le agregu\u00e9. Acept\u00f3 mi solicitud y comenz\u00f3 a hablarme. Breve. Quedamos en salir el mismo d\u00eda. Camin\u00e1bamos por la alameda despu\u00e9s de visitar algunas sedes de alg\u00fan festival de luces que no recuerdo, pase\u00e1bamos de la mano con la confianza que existe en una pareja de a\u00f1os, nos pregunt\u00e1bamos cosas, nos detuvimos a escuchar bolero, bailamos, nos acurrucamos (\u00a1bolero! Yo, que siempre he sido tan hater) y, conscientes de la ambivalencia en la confianza, la posibilidad siempre presente de separaci\u00f3n fue nuestra \u00fanica promesa: saber dejarnos ir cuando dejemos de ser felices.<\/p>\n

S\u00ed, nos hab\u00edamos visto ya antes, ten\u00edamos amigos en com\u00fan y nunca conversamos a pesar de asistir al mismo seminario donde present\u00e9 una ponencia; salimos a festejar el \u00faltimo d\u00eda de nuestro evento y siendo pr\u00e1cticamente desconocidos nos besamos. Ese fue nuestro primer contacto. Salimos a los dos d\u00edas, cuando lo del bolero. Y a los dos d\u00edas siguientes. Y a los siguientes. Y si es verdad, contrario a las masas, que disfruto del silencio y la soledad, en este preciso instante su compa\u00f1\u00eda es mejor que mi locura.<\/p>\n

Photographers: Isa Gelb<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

...aware of the ambivalence of trust, the ever-present possibility of separation was our only promise: to know how to let go when we are no longer happy.<\/p>","protected":false},"author":3029,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"cybocfi_hide_featured_image":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7997],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-127359","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-textos"],"acf":[],"mb":[],"yoast_head":"\nLa noche m\u00e1s cursi de mi vida - ERRR MAGAZINE<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/english\/la-noche-mas-cursi-de-mi-vida\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"La noche m\u00e1s cursi de mi vida - 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