{"id":127058,"date":"2018-01-17T01:44:33","date_gmt":"2018-01-17T07:44:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/?p=127058"},"modified":"2022-08-31T02:04:49","modified_gmt":"2022-08-31T07:04:49","slug":"no-te-enamores-de-un-pendejo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/english\/no-te-enamores-de-un-pendejo\/","title":{"rendered":"No te enamores de un pendejo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>De un hombre que tiene una rutina para cogerse a las mujeres.<br \/>\nDe un hombre que numera sus conquistas.<br \/>\nDe un hombre que repite lo mismo a cada una.<br \/>\nDe un hombre que no sabe quererse ni a s\u00ed mismo.<br \/>\nDe un hombre violento.<br \/>\nManipulador.<br \/>\nMacho, mente cuadrada.<br \/>\nC\u00ednico.<br \/>\nAl que todo le da hueva.<br \/>\nDe un hombre que no presta m\u00e1s atenci\u00f3n que a su habilidad para introducir drogas en su podrido cuerpo.<br \/>\nDe un hombre que no te ve a los ojos cuando hablas.<br \/>\nNo te enamores de un pendejo que se pasa viendo su tel\u00e9fono m\u00e1s que tu cara cuando le est\u00e1s haciendo el arte de sexo oral.<br \/>\nNo te enamores de un pendejo que no sabe cuando dejar de mentir.<br \/>\nO simplemente no te enamores.<br \/>\nAnd that's it.<\/p>\n<p>Photographers: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/103057033@N02\/\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">GORSAD.KIEV<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>De un hombre que tiene una rutina para cogerse a las mujeres. De un hombre que numera sus conquistas. De un hombre que repite lo mismo a cada una. De un hombre que no sabe quererse ni a s\u00ed mismo. De un hombre violento. Manipulador. Macho, mente cuadrada. C\u00ednico. Al que todo le da hueva. 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