{"id":126871,"date":"2018-01-14T17:00:30","date_gmt":"2018-01-14T23:00:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/?p=126871"},"modified":"2022-08-31T02:05:06","modified_gmt":"2022-08-31T07:05:06","slug":"espiritu-santo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/english\/espiritu-santo\/","title":{"rendered":"Esp\u00edritu santo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hoy le pegu\u00e9 a una paloma con una lata de refresco.<br \/>\nEruct\u00e9 en voz alta en la cafeter\u00eda del Cubo.<br \/>\nLe dije a alguien: \u201cEspero alg\u00fan d\u00eda decepcionarte\u201d.<br \/>\nToqu\u00e9 Ukulele mal.<br \/>\nLe vi el culo a una chava bien bonita.<br \/>\nElla se dio cuenta y me sonri\u00f3.<br \/>\nHoy no intent\u00e9 convencer a nadie de nada.<br \/>\nComo siempre.<br \/>\nY ayud\u00e9 a m\u00e1s de ocho personas en menos de dos horas.<br \/>\nY sent\u00ed que hice mucho.<br \/>\nResolver pedos.<br \/>\nHacer llamadas.<br \/>\nDecidir r\u00e1pido y seguro.<br \/>\nComo si fuera un gran ejecutivo.<br \/>\nPero no lo soy.<br \/>\nSoy un gran pendejo.<br \/>\nPero nadie paga por eso.<br \/>\nHoy les dije a cuatro chavas \u201cque se pudran en el<br \/>\ninfierno\u201d porque no<br \/>\nme hicieron caso para ir de misiones.<br \/>\nPero consegu\u00ed 26 interesados.<br \/>\nHoy le cancel\u00e9 a mi psic\u00f3loga.<br \/>\nPero lo m\u00e1s importante es que le pegu\u00e9 a una paloma en<br \/>\nel pecho con una lata de aluminio,<br \/>\nporque ya no me importa nada, porque ya no creo en el<br \/>\namor.<br \/>\nAm\u00e9n.<\/p>\n<p>Photography by <a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/plombirlegs\/\">TolikTolik TolikTolik TolikTolik<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hoy le pegu\u00e9 a una paloma con una lata de refresco. 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