List one element of your “daily ritual” of creativity.
Riding bike fast, with the music in my ears to the universe.
Share a quote that inspires you.
Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same. It yanks you out of your body and your mind and throws you against the wall. I have the feeling that drinking is a form of suicide where you’re allowed to return to life and begin all over the next day. It’s like killing yourself, and then you’re reborn. I guess I’ve lived about ten or fifteen thousand lives now.
What’s your dream job?
Drinking beer at the beach while watching bitches.
If you were a pizza delivery man, how would you benefit from scissors?
I would cut every customer’s hair, make brushes and sell it to art schools.
How would you kill Tom Hanks?:
But he’s already dead… Don’t you remember Philadelphia?
Fill in the blanks.
For my next trick, I will pull my finger out of your pussy.
Recommend a local talent.
I am your local talent.
Is it true that you have a big collection of hens hidden in your garage?
If they’re saying that, it must be true.
Share the link of a video that makes you laugh.
Add a question to this interview.
What’s for the dinner honey?
Did you lie answering some of these questions?
Not at all, c’mooon.